He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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