And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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