are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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