Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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