who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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