My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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