I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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