he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Shame is for Republicans.
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