So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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