Your tits are I can't wait for
its not stalking. its research.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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