So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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