he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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