they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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