If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
