we're blogging at a bar
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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