At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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