after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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