Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
you win again, gameday.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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