Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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