You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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