so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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