In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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