No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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