I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I just had sex on a roof
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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