Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Holy shit dude........stairs
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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