I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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