I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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