i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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