we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i think im in europe. pls send help
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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