i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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