i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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