i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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