Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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