We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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