Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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