ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I wish I only lived at night.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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