I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Randomize
