his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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