I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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