do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Rumble strips road head = magical
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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