Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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