i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Damn victory sex feels great
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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