it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So squirting runs in the family.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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