Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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