Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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