Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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