I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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