Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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