If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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