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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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