my soul wont recognize me after tonight
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Drunk is not a location!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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