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Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed

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(212): Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed http://tfl.nu/7dug

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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.

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No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.

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(508): Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor. (339): No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though. http://tfl.nu/0uyr

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(805): View more from California

Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?

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(805): Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement? http://tfl.nu/mmb3

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(949): View more from California

It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.

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(949): It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his. http://tfl.nu/sru1

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(250): View more from British Columbia

How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??

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(250): How do you get a black eye playing beer pong?? http://tfl.nu/dfu2

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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.

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(765): Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake. http://tfl.nu/5qrv

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.

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(715): I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa. http://tfl.nu/2ols

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.

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(504): I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex. http://tfl.nu/xk62

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.

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(+44): This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night. http://tfl.nu/3g1n

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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february

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(732): if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february http://tfl.nu/tz00

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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.

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(706): He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories. http://tfl.nu/ce15

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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis

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(970): Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis http://tfl.nu/gujt

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(407): View more from Florida

And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.

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(407): And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight. http://tfl.nu/v0lu

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(406): View more from Montana

Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.

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(406): Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video. http://tfl.nu/84d9

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(214): View more from Texas

They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that

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How awkward

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Yeah it's pretty fucked up

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(214): They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that (972): How awkward (214): Yeah it's pretty fucked up http://tfl.nu/97bk

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