Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you