And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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