She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i just google imaged poop.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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