Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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