i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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