it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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